First off - everyone must be familiar with the term crop duster before reading this post. For those of you who aren't familiar with this term (and don't pretend like you don't know Bobbie) it is someone who farts as they are walking.
Well this morning at the Las Vegas airport I encountered a chronic crop duster. Let me set the stage...
4:30am feeling a bit groggy that I'm even awake I make my way from baggage check to the D gates. I'm about 20 yards from the D gates when I first smell it. Ugh. I look ahead and see a couple people who could be culprits. I keep walking. About 20 yards later, the smell is back. You've GOT to be kidding me. I look around and everyone has that disgusted I have to hold my nose look on their faces. I get up to the xray portion and just as I'm about to walk through, the security agent starts saying 'anyone have any spray, someone just walked through and crop dusted'. And he didn't say it just once; he went on and on and on and loudly. And yes, I could smell it. So then I make my way to the tram to take me to the gates and I smell it AGAIN! Yes, again! I walk away for a minute and then get on the train when it comes. After the train has taken off, yes, you guessed it, the chronic crop duster strikes again.
You realize what is going to happen next, right? That person will be sitting RIGHT next to me on my plane ride this morning. So EW when you pick me up and I have a semi-strange odor; its not from me, it was the chronic crop duster!
5 comments:
Erin, We all know it was you who was doing the crop dusting. I wasnt around for you to blame it on either. HAHA
I kind of agree with Ty (surprised that you are taking offense, little gassy one). ET phone home.
(And because you do that lame thing where you moderate comments, I'll leave a disclaimer so this will actually make the comment section: I have not personally knwn you to be gassy.)
Erin, my darling daughter,
Believe it or not I have never heard the term "crop duster". But I have heard of "jet propelled".
Yo granny! I was the one telling YOU that you were "Jet propelled." Just because you get to post before me doesn't mean you can steal my phrase! Anyways erin, Im glad you posted this. It is a wonderfully smelly end to a very long week.
Erin, You CRACK me up. I was laughing so hard over the Ambiem post. (yes I have ALOT of stories I could share!) Now this! You are describing my life as a flight attendant to a "T". You keep on going! Reading your posts late at night remind me of some fun times as roomates! I miss you!
love,
ur cousin, Jacque!
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